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Akan Uena

DND 5E

MÖRK BORG

STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
+1 0 +2 0 -3 +1
  • Hit Points: 4
  • Armor Class:15
  • Hit: 0
  • Weapon: unarmed (d2)

DND 5E

MÖRK BORG

STR AGI PRE TOU
+1 +0 -2 +1
  • Hit Points: 4
  • Morale: 7
  • Armor: leather -d2
  • Weapon: unarmed d2

Akan Uena is a skinny nun wearing a soiled blue-violet vest. They have red eyes and blonde hair which is pulled back behind their ears. They're currently picking something out of their teeth.

Akan speaks in a very familiar accent and seems bored.

If you got to know them, you would learn that Akan sings very badly and very often.

Akan has something in their pocket: A deck of cards. The backs are adorned with horrific displays of torture. And they're carrying a satchel with some items in it:

  • A Small Empty Vial
  • A Small Roll Of Copper Wire
  • A Few Teabags