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Meta Haan

DND 5E

MÖRK BORG

STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
-1 +1 0 -2 -2 -2
  • Hit Points: 2
  • Armor Class:10
  • Hit: +1
  • Weapon: a dart (d6 -1)

DND 5E

MÖRK BORG

STR AGI PRE TOU
-1 +0 -2 +0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Morale: 6
  • Armor: leather -d2
  • Weapon: a dart d6

Meta Haan is an asthmatic sailor wearing a mended eggshell maid's outfit. They have warm eyes and red hair which is asymmetrical. They're currently kicking a dead mule.

Meta speaks in a quivering voice and seems craven.

They live by their personal motto: " Rules Is As Good As A Mile. "

Meta has nothing in their pockets. And they're carrying a shoulder bag with some items in it:

  • A Red Scarf
  • A Whistle