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Gert Pahoric
DND 5E
MÖRK BORG
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| -1 | -1 | +1 | -1 | 0 | +1 |
- Hit Points: 2
- Armor Class:9
- Hit: -1
- Weapon: a hair pin (d4 -1)
DND 5E
MÖRK BORG
| STR | AGI | PRE | TOU | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| +0 | -1 | +0 | +1 |
- Hit Points: 3
- Morale: 6
- Armor: cloth -d2
- Weapon: a hair pin d4
Gert Pahoric is a pious entertainer wearing a canary yellow pirate shirt and a ragged miniskirt. They have yellow eyes and silver hair which is shaved close underneath. They're currently nodding along to some unheard tune.
Gert speaks in a patient tone and seems yelly.
They live by their personal motto: " No Man Never Won A Fair Lady. "
Gert has nothing in their pockets. And they're carrying a rucksack with some items in it:
- A Tin Of Cat Food
- A Small Flask Of Oil
- A Tin Of Smelling Salts