GLUMDARK
Random Tables of the Macabre and Mundane
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Storytelling & Worldbuilding
Bad Omens
Bad Places
Bad Places 2
Defining Life Events
Dubious Discoveries
Festivals and Holidays
Ignoble Ends
Incendiary Incidents
Inns and Taverns
Maritime Encounters
Odd Skills and Traits
Quest Seed Generator NEW
Reasons to Be Evil
Reasons to Leave the Shire
Travel Encounters
Travel Location Generator NEW
Wild Wild Weather NEW
Creatures & Characters
A Life in Three Acts NEW
Animal Oddities
Extremely Unexpected Creatures
Lost and Broken Demigods
Normal People
NPC Generator
NPC Name Generator NEW
Personal Mottos
Suspicious Strangers
Working Stiffs NEW
Powers & Effects
Curses! Curses!
Devilish Deals NEW
Diseases
Double Deformity
Dumb Cantrips for Bad Wizards
Peculiar Potions NEW
Items & Artifacts
Abhorrent Artifacts
A Critical Armament NEW
Arcane Artifacts
Books of the Damned
Does It Have a Name?
Rods, Staffs, and Wands
Spell Components NEW
Things Found in a Dungeon
Things Found in a Mage's Tower
Things Found in an Abandoned Mine
Things Found in an Alchemist's Lab
Things Found in a Rickety Shack
Things Found in a Tree
Things Found in the Pocket of a Stranger
Weird Weapons
Location Generators
A Cabin in the Woods
A Mysterious Tower
A Seaside Altar
A Sinister Sepulchre
Dour Dour Docks
Six Establishments in Squalor
Personal Mottos (d88)
Words to live, and more likely die by.
11
Hindsight is 50/50.
12
I'm here to spill blood and chew cud.
13
Blood is the currency of power.
14
Water is displaced in equal proportion as it drowns you.
15
The poet affirmeth nothing but fuck, fuck, fuck.
16
Ahoy, thine own comeuppance!
17
Call me Gertrude.
18
Spare the sword, spoil the child.
21
Where do I put my feet?
22
I'm just a rat on a stick, baby.
23
If I wanted a life, I'd take it from you.
24
Get skinny!
25
No soil is beyond sowing.
26
It's better to kill and die than never to kill at all.
27
Woops!
28
One day this's world's gonna end.
31
All for one, as long at it's me.
32
I run with the hounds and hunt with the hares.
33
It's not about chocolate or cheese, it's about nothing.
34
Teach them to fear.
35
You can burn a candle on as many ends as you light.
36
I only long to live, I do not fear to die.
37
A sharp knife makes its own friends.
38
You're about to enter a world of paint. The red kind.
41
YELLING!
42
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
43
Whoah now!
44
Knock knock!
45
Don't be stupid now.
46
Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.
47
Revenge is a dish best served after dinner.
48
Bloodlust is as pure as blood itself.
51
Prepare to witness... magic!
52
Go juggle sand!
53
A man must have a code. I forgot mine.
54
This is all my fault.
55
If I wanted to dream, I wouldn't call on you.
56
Can I axe you a question?
57
Knives out!
58
I'll break your bones with sticks and stones.
61
Let's settle this like sensible maniacs.
62
Relax, it's normal to panic.
63
Your pancreas is mine!
64
Fear is god and love is a bad controller.
65
Enter the Borgo!
66
Kiss me, you mad fool. Then die!
67
I may be wrong, but I'm not yet dead.
68
I'll shave you yet!
71
In time, we are all dust.
72
Corpses are stories fully writ.
73
The bad die young, too.
74
Listen. Do you smell that?
75
Yes, I'm always like this.
76
Better made to mist than mincemeat.
77
Fairness is opportunity wasted.
78
Save honor for the honorable.
81
Hell wasn't built in a day.
82
Faint fists never won a fight.
83
Skimbleton... ho!!!
84
Strike anywhere.
85
Better a blade in their back than yours.
86
None of your bees, or their beeswaxes.
87
With friends like you who needs friends.
88
Actions speak louder than swords.