GLUMDARK
Random Tables of the Macabre and Mundane
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Storytelling & Worldbuilding
Bad Omens
Bad Places
Bad Places 2
Defining Life Events
Dubious Discoveries
Festivals and Holidays
Ignoble Ends
Incendiary Incidents
Inns and Taverns
Maritime Encounters
Odd Skills and Traits
Quest Seed Generator NEW
Reasons to Be Evil
Reasons to Leave the Shire
Travel Encounters
Travel Location Generator NEW
Wild Wild Weather NEW
Creatures & Characters
A Life in Three Acts NEW
Animal Oddities
Extremely Unexpected Creatures
Lost and Broken Demigods
Normal People
NPC Generator
NPC Name Generator NEW
Personal Mottos
Suspicious Strangers
Working Stiffs NEW
Powers & Effects
Curses! Curses!
Devilish Deals NEW
Diseases
Double Deformity
Dumb Cantrips for Bad Wizards
Peculiar Potions NEW
Items & Artifacts
Abhorrent Artifacts
A Critical Armament NEW
Arcane Artifacts
Books of the Damned
Does It Have a Name?
Rods, Staffs, and Wands
Spell Components NEW
Things Found in a Dungeon
Things Found in a Mage's Tower
Things Found in an Abandoned Mine
Things Found in an Alchemist's Lab
Things Found in a Rickety Shack
Things Found in a Tree
Things Found in the Pocket of a Stranger
Weird Weapons
Location Generators
A Cabin in the Woods
A Mysterious Tower
A Seaside Altar
A Sinister Sepulchre
Dour Dour Docks
Six Establishments in Squalor
Quest Seed Generator (d6)
Even a small idea can yield enormous misery.
These quests are generated by a plot-mangling automaton.
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1
You've become terribly lost within the Illicit Waters, with a strange vision running through your mind. You're standing in thick mud. You smell dry brush and sunbleached earth.
2
While drinking at the Bloody Rest Alehouse, you met a bloody butcher named Dash. They want you to dig around the Blighted Baths until you find their lost pouch of tobacco. They claim it's more cool than valuable, but still greatly important to them.
3
An electrically charged manticore is storming towards the Fetid Ruins to find the Falco's Kestone. You must fortify and protect the area!
4
You are shipwrecked at the Trail of Despair. All of your possessions have been lost along the journey, except for a big block of cheese and a metal file. You're looking out on a seemingly endless badlands of scrub brush and petrified trees.
5
Take the Tibia of Folding to the Cliff of Mourning and smash it with the holy stones found therein.
6
You meet a lord who is looking for someone. They want you to do some exploring for them. Head to the Misty Excavation and see if you can find a rumored cache of goods.