GLUMDARK
Random Tables of the Macabre and Mundane
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Storytelling & Worldbuilding
Bad Omens
Bad Places
Bad Places 2
Defining Life Events
Dubious Discoveries
Festivals and Holidays
Ignoble Ends
Incendiary Incidents
Inns and Taverns
Maritime Encounters
Odd Skills and Traits
Quest Seed Generator NEW
Reasons to Be Evil
Reasons to Leave the Shire
Travel Encounters
Travel Location Generator NEW
Wild Wild Weather NEW
Creatures & Characters
A Life in Three Acts NEW
Animal Oddities
Extremely Unexpected Creatures
Lost and Broken Demigods
Normal People
NPC Generator
NPC Name Generator NEW
Personal Mottos
Suspicious Strangers
Working Stiffs NEW
Powers & Effects
Curses! Curses!
Devilish Deals NEW
Diseases
Double Deformity
Dumb Cantrips for Bad Wizards
Peculiar Potions NEW
Items & Artifacts
Abhorrent Artifacts
A Critical Armament NEW
Arcane Artifacts
Books of the Damned
Does It Have a Name?
Rods, Staffs, and Wands
Spell Components NEW
Things Found in a Dungeon
Things Found in a Mage's Tower
Things Found in an Abandoned Mine
Things Found in an Alchemist's Lab
Things Found in a Rickety Shack
Things Found in a Tree
Things Found in the Pocket of a Stranger
Weird Weapons
Location Generators
A Cabin in the Woods
A Mysterious Tower
A Seaside Altar
A Sinister Sepulchre
Dour Dour Docks
Six Establishments in Squalor
Quest Seed Generator (d6)
Even a small idea can yield enormous misery.
These quests are generated by a plot-mangling automaton.
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1
While drinking at the Mace & Stump Pub, you met a bounty hunter named Stood. They want you to dig around the Salt Jail until you find their lost set of wire cutters. They claim it's expensive, or magical, or something.
2
Find and map the Heap of Thrills. But beware: there have been reports of roaming packs of wolves.
3
You've heard stories of a grail that defies logic but makes the bearer progressively more ill. Go find it due east of the Dying Thicket.
4
You come awake at the Furnace of Coin. All of your possessions have been taken, except for a small bottle of ink and a vial of holywater. You are bound to the wall of a dormitory that smells like tobacco, piss and booze.
5
Murder a drunk yeti, last seen in the Tilted Falls. It can only be killed by dismemberment.
6
The wisewoman Joost Liz Oktoberger needs you to steal the Salubrious Perfume from the Wicked Pit.