GLUMDARK
Random Tables of the Macabre and Mundane
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Storytelling & Worldbuilding
Bad Omens
Bad Places
Bad Places 2
Defining Life Events
Dubious Discoveries
Festivals and Holidays
Ignoble Ends
Incendiary Incidents
Inns and Taverns
Maritime Encounters
Odd Skills and Traits
Quest Seed Generator NEW
Reasons to Be Evil
Reasons to Leave the Shire
Travel Encounters
Travel Location Generator NEW
Wild Wild Weather NEW
Creatures & Characters
A Life in Three Acts NEW
Animal Oddities
Extremely Unexpected Creatures
Lost and Broken Demigods
Normal People
NPC Generator
NPC Name Generator NEW
Personal Mottos
Suspicious Strangers
Working Stiffs NEW
Powers & Effects
Curses! Curses!
Devilish Deals NEW
Diseases
Double Deformity
Dumb Cantrips for Bad Wizards
Peculiar Potions NEW
Items & Artifacts
Abhorrent Artifacts
A Critical Armament NEW
Arcane Artifacts
Books of the Damned
Does It Have a Name?
Rods, Staffs, and Wands
Spell Components NEW
Things Found in a Dungeon
Things Found in a Mage's Tower
Things Found in an Abandoned Mine
Things Found in an Alchemist's Lab
Things Found in a Rickety Shack
Things Found in a Tree
Things Found in the Pocket of a Stranger
Weird Weapons
Location Generators
A Cabin in the Woods
A Mysterious Tower
A Seaside Altar
A Sinister Sepulchre
Dour Dour Docks
Six Establishments in Squalor
Quest Seed Generator (d6)
Even a small idea can yield enormous misery.
These quests are generated by a plot-mangling automaton.
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1
An intelligent vagabond named Lana needs you to bring them something: an old spoon that makes the bearer deaf. Lana is willing to provide a future favor in exchange for finding it.
2
The prince Ina Thak Bizjak needs you to take back the Kaleidoscope of Flesh from the Spitting Tunnels.
3
A telekinetic werewolf is haunting everyone's dreams days from the relative safety of Oxon's Copse. It needs to be decimated by means of poisoning.
4
You've heard stories of a figurine that can allow a person to hear thoughts but makes the bearer ugly. Go find it due south of the Copse of Broken Hearts.
5
Reconnoiter the Occult Fortress and obtain the fell thing called Muscle Lopper. It won't be easy. The sun is unbearably hot and there is no water on your way.
6
Something horrible is eating the livestock southeast of Daralis's Orchard. Find the beast and stop it.