GLUMDARK
Random Tables of the Macabre and Mundane
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Storytelling & Worldbuilding
Bad Omens
Bad Places
Bad Places 2
Defining Life Events
Dubious Discoveries
Festivals and Holidays
Ignoble Ends
Incendiary Incidents
Inns and Taverns
Maritime Encounters
Odd Skills and Traits
Quest Seed Generator NEW
Reasons to Be Evil
Reasons to Leave the Shire
Travel Encounters
Travel Location Generator NEW
Wild Wild Weather NEW
Creatures & Characters
A Life in Three Acts NEW
Animal Oddities
Extremely Unexpected Creatures
Lost and Broken Demigods
Normal People
NPC Generator
NPC Name Generator NEW
Personal Mottos
Suspicious Strangers
Working Stiffs NEW
Powers & Effects
Curses! Curses!
Devilish Deals NEW
Diseases
Double Deformity
Dumb Cantrips for Bad Wizards
Peculiar Potions NEW
Items & Artifacts
Abhorrent Artifacts
A Critical Armament NEW
Arcane Artifacts
Books of the Damned
Does It Have a Name?
Rods, Staffs, and Wands
Spell Components NEW
Things Found in a Dungeon
Things Found in a Mage's Tower
Things Found in an Abandoned Mine
Things Found in an Alchemist's Lab
Things Found in a Rickety Shack
Things Found in a Tree
Things Found in the Pocket of a Stranger
Weird Weapons
Location Generators
A Cabin in the Woods
A Mysterious Tower
A Seaside Altar
A Sinister Sepulchre
Dour Dour Docks
Six Establishments in Squalor
Quest Seed Generator (d6)
Even a small idea can yield enormous misery.
These quests are generated by a plot-mangling automaton.
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1
You were sold into slavery at the Beggar's Fjord, with no memory. It is completely dark wherever you are.
2
The murderous dwarf Olivia Cesen snuck off with the artifact named Cord Baron. Find them and recover it!
3
You've become terribly lost within the Glowing Caldera, with a fatal poison pulsing in your veins. You inch towards the rocky precipice before you and can see a valley thousands of feet below.
4
Escort and entertain the jeweler So Darry Prel beyond the Spring of Insanity. They are willing to pay for your assistance as an escort if you help them find the the Weighted Staff.
5
The adventurer Jin Snakest was slain. At least one clue was left behind: the victim is clutching a book to their chest: The Truthtellers Always Lie. Find out who did it.
6
Guard the trader Yngvi Heimisser on their exploration of the Falling Caverns.