GLUMDARK
Random Tables of the Macabre and Mundane
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Storytelling & Worldbuilding
Bad Omens
Bad Places
Bad Places 2
Defining Life Events
Dubious Discoveries
Festivals and Holidays
Ignoble Ends
Incendiary Incidents
Inns and Taverns
Maritime Encounters
Odd Skills and Traits
Quest Seed Generator NEW
Reasons to Be Evil
Reasons to Leave the Shire
Travel Encounters
Travel Location Generator NEW
Wild Wild Weather NEW
Creatures & Characters
A Life in Three Acts NEW
Animal Oddities
Extremely Unexpected Creatures
Lost and Broken Demigods
Normal People
NPC Generator
NPC Name Generator NEW
Personal Mottos
Suspicious Strangers
Working Stiffs NEW
Powers & Effects
Curses! Curses!
Devilish Deals NEW
Diseases
Double Deformity
Dumb Cantrips for Bad Wizards
Peculiar Potions NEW
Items & Artifacts
Abhorrent Artifacts
A Critical Armament NEW
Arcane Artifacts
Books of the Damned
Does It Have a Name?
Rods, Staffs, and Wands
Spell Components NEW
Things Found in a Dungeon
Things Found in a Mage's Tower
Things Found in an Abandoned Mine
Things Found in an Alchemist's Lab
Things Found in a Rickety Shack
Things Found in a Tree
Things Found in the Pocket of a Stranger
Weird Weapons
Location Generators
A Cabin in the Woods
A Mysterious Tower
A Seaside Altar
A Sinister Sepulchre
Dour Dour Docks
Six Establishments in Squalor
Quest Seed Generator (d6)
Even a small idea can yield enormous misery.
These quests are generated by a plot-mangling automaton.
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1
A notorious strongman named Erlendur Trstenja placed a bounty on your head and now they must answer for their crimes. Find a cagey woman named Koen in the nearby church. They may know where Erlendur is.
2
You've heard stories of a scroll that brings calm to anyone who touches it but causes folks nearby to become deaf and mute. Go find it just beyond the Settlement of Coin.
3
A duchess named Maximil requires a certain item: a wooden rat that glows subtly and prevents madness. Help Maximil find it, or find it first.
4
You meet a monk who is the victim of a terrible curse. They want you to do some exploring for them. Head to the Hole of Night and see if you can find an ancient hidden village.
5
A dysfunctional rogue named Bodor is hellbent on obtaining something: a small wooden bowl that can never be forgotten. Bodor is willing to provide favor with their deity in exchange for finding it.
6
While drinking at the Stunted Flame Tavern, you met a heinous merchant named Pia. They want you to dig around the Gallery of Rebuke until you find their lost straw made from a reed. They claim it's worth its weight in platinum.