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Storytelling & Worldbuilding
Bad Omens
Bad Places
Bad Places 2
Defining Life Events
Dubious Discoveries
Festivals and Holidays
Ignoble Ends
Incendiary Incidents
Inns and Taverns
Maritime Encounters
Odd Skills and Traits
Quest Seed Generator NEW
Reasons to Be Evil
Reasons to Leave the Shire
Travel Encounters
Travel Location Generator NEW
Wild Wild Weather NEW
Creatures & Characters
A Life in Three Acts NEW
Animal Oddities
Extremely Unexpected Creatures
Lost and Broken Demigods
Normal People
NPC Generator
NPC Name Generator NEW
Personal Mottos
Suspicious Strangers
Working Stiffs NEW
Location Generators
A Cabin in the Woods
A Mysterious Tower
A Seaside Altar
A Sinister Sepulchre
Dour Dour Docks
Six Establishments in Squalor
Powers & Effects
Curses! Curses!
Devilish Deals NEW
Diseases
Double Deformity
Dumb Cantrips for Bad Wizards
Peculiar Potions NEW
Items & Artifacts
Abhorrent Artifacts
A Critical Armament NEW
Arcane Artifacts
Books of the Damned
Does It Have a Name?
Rods, Staffs, and Wands
Spell Components NEW
Things Found in a Dungeon
Things Found in a Mage's Tower
Things Found in an Abandoned Mine
Things Found in an Alchemist's Lab
Things Found in a Rickety Shack
Things Found in a Tree
Things Found in the Pocket of a Stranger
Weird Weapons
Quest Seed Generator
Even a small idea can yield enormous misery.
These quests are generated by a plot-mangling automaton.
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1
You've heard stories of a seal that feels smooth to the touch but burns the eyes to look at. Go find it days from the relative safety of the Bastard's Crags.
2
A shapeless swamp beast is rampaging a fortnight's travel from Brod's Gallery. It ought to be defeated during a lightning storm.
3
Convey the Dwarven Bow to the Frozen Burrow and cover it with stones.
4
Visit the Prisoner's Swamps of Insanity, located directly north of Kingswell's Grotto. There, you must find three fields of grains and destroy them.
5
You've become terribly lost within the Secret Roost, swarms of insects have begun eating through your clothing. You're standing in thick mud. You smell dry brush and sunbleached earth.
6
Something which cannot be explained is digging up graves southeast of Brod's Palace. Find out what it is and bring a stop to it.