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Things Found in a Mage's Tower (d20)
It's humming and making your ears bleed, but it's probably fine.
1
A magical tome which magically writes itself, recording the exploits of its creator in realtime.
2
A floating orb which hangs above a wooden chair. Placing your head in it will give you a new haircut. You have no say in the new style.
3
A picture frame which appears to display a peaceful countryside home as if it were a window to that place.
4
A strange magical object. Roll on Arcane Artifacts table.
5
A swarm of arcane insects which flurry about madly to clean up messes of any kind—dust, dirt or blood.
6
A water fountain built into the wall. Drinking from it will allow you to consume any non-magical drink you're thinking of.
7
A small iron cog set into complex machinery. When turned in one direction, it projects images of the past upon the wall. Turned the other, it projects the future. Further in either direction get very hard to see. Only displays occurrences in this room.
8
A magical bedpan which secrets away human waste to another plane of existence.
9
A talking cat which doesn't have much to say.
10
A stained glass window which reorients itself into different patterns depicting different landscapes every few minutes.
11
A trick box. Once someone’s hand is placed inside, it cannot be removed by physical or magical means until the pass phrase is spoken anywhere near it. The pass phrase is, “the night sky.”
12
A magical dancing broom.
13
A single stick of incense which never stops burning.
14
A white metal box which radiates an intense heat. Burns to the touch, and keeps the tower a comfortable temperature.
15
A small stone which levitates exactly where you've placed it in mid-air. Can only support a tiny amount of weight.
16
A floating candle which can be easily repositioned to better illuminate your work.
17
A candle which burns indefinitely with a dull blue flame.
18
A banana-shaped piece of metal on the wall. Touching it and talking will send your voice to a matching artifact in another tower somewhere.
19
A mirror which shows you as you appear to yourself.
20
A semi-transparent visage of the mage who owns the tower. Can respond to simple questions and interactions. Perhaps the mage wanted a friend?